I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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