He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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