Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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