2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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