so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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