I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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