also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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