You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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