But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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