im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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