By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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