I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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