Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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