yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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