i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Dicks are not precious.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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