Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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