Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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