The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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