Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
hotel room ftw
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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