i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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