I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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