It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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