next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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