Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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