just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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