they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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