Having a random hookup so left but love u
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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