hell yes lets make some ravioli
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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