Dual....:-)
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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