I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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