Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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