WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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