You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If I die, sorry about rent.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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