i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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