she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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