DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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