So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rumble strips road head = magical
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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