Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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