I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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