She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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