So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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