Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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