I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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