it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
the liver wants what the liver wants
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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