i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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