Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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