Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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