the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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