dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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