So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My life is pants optional.
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